Lady Frankenstein (1971)

I hate it when I run into a movie like Lady Frankenstein. A movie that may not be great, but wasn't horrible. Sure, you probably didn't notice it sweeping the '71 Academy Awards, but it wasn't a bad movie.

Lady Frankenstein gives a somewhat new twist on the whole Frankenstein story. This movie follows Tania Frankenstein, Victor Frankenstein's daughter. She's just returned home after completing medical school and would like to work on her fathers experiments... though she isn't aware that her father has progressed from experiments on animals to humans.

The first part of the movie is your typical Frankenstein movie, Victor Frankenstein is paying a grave robber and his band of merry body thieves to bring him fresh corpses to experiment on. Well, long story short "It's alive!" and that's when things start going downhill.

And not just because it's ugly.

You see, The Creature kills Victor Frankenstein. Woops. It also escapes the lab to wreak havoc on the countryside. Double woops.

Well Victor's lab partner wants to go to the police, but Tania doesn't want to tarnish her father's good reputation. So of course they remain silent and allow The Creature to go on a killing spree.

And kill he does! Usually people having sex. Seriously, I think he kills at least three people mid-coitus. I'm pretty sure this is the movies attempt to throw in a little bit of boobies. Either way, he goes on killing people while Tania comes up with an ingenious plan to stop The Creature.

I'll admit, the plot gets a little muddled here. You see, Tania comes up with a plan to create her own Creature to kill the other one. Gee, nothing could go wrong there. And all while planning this out she falls in love with the lab assistant, Dr. Marshall... and then we go further down the rabbit hole.

You see, Tania needs a body for her Creature... so she talks Dr. Marshall into killing the grave robber. It doesn't work out, because the Creature kills him before Dr. Marshall can. A lot of killing going on. You see, all those people who were killed are actually people responsible for bringing the creature to life. So let this be a lesson, if you're a grave robber or just a mad scientist you most likely are having a lot of sex.

Then something happened that confused me. Tania starts hitting on the retarded manservant. I mean that he's literally retarded, not just dumb. I assumed she was doing this because they needed a new body since Tom the grave robber was killed. The box implies that it's because Dr. Marshall is an old man and she wants his smart brain in the body of the hot, but retarded, manservant. I'm not sure which it is, and frankly I'm not sure the movie does either... but I'd like to think it's a mixture of both.

The more you kill people the more I love you

So they kill off poor Tommy and transplant Dr. Marshall's brain into his body. They can now battle the original creature! Or perhaps live happily ever after! Either way there's a battle royale between The Creature and Dr. Marshall in Tommy's body. For some reason having your brain put in another body gives you incredible strength.

Dr. Marshall/Tommy win of course, which gives Tania and Dr. Marshall/Tommy just enough time to make sweet, sweet love by the fire. You see the townsfolk and police have finally figured out what's going on at the old Frankenstein place and of the course the only thing to do is march up that hill torch in hand.

And that's really how the movie ends, the townsfolk burning down the castle and Dr. Marshall/Tommy and Tania doing it while the castle burns down around them. I'll admit, it was an odd ending but I guess if you got to go might as well be that way.

Overall not a great movie, but it's a watchable movie. It just gets weird and convoluted in places.

2 Birthday Fish out of 5.

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